This probably does not sound so crazy to you, but I do not drink mid-work day on a regular basis. It makes me tired mostly, not to mention the act of "holding it together" when you are tipsy is incredibly hard. (Yes, I did mention one beer and tipsy in the same blog)
Of course, this is no regular day. Today Human Resources paid me a visit.
Oh, HR, thank you for stopping by. You never come to chat anymore. Have you been busy, HR, laying off my friends and planning out my death sentence? Oh, it must be so hard for you. Tell me all about it, HR.
Oh, you're right, it will be better to just read about it in this handy packet you gave me. Thanks so much for stopping by, HR.
So, there you have it. I'll be gone in a week. Drink up, friends, for it is time for a new beginning!
To be continued...