I would NEVER eat chips in a store before buying them.
No. I waited until the car to open the bugles that I just admitted to you I did purchase.
I remember being a kid and eating bugles.
The kids around me would put one cone shaped bugle on each of their tiny fingers.
The bugles never fit on my fingers.
I see why now.
My fingers weren’t fat; the openings of the cones are just tiny!
Apparently all those kids had mutant, infinitesimal fingers.
Freaks, I thought as I stuffed more bugles in my mouth.
I cannot believe they combined bugles with chocolate and peanut butter. Tiny fingered geniuses.
In the end, which came quickly, I realized I can never buy these bugles again.
Speaking of tiny and fingers...