Wake in the middle of the night
No enlightenment from a thermometer
The flashlight holds more might.
Cough drops soothe,
The night is long
Pain meds help,
But they’re not strong
The night is long, the night is long.
All day I drink tea, throw scalding water at my throat
For just a time, a short, short time, the liquid helps to coat.
Vitamin C, Zinc and rest
I am bored out of my mind
Please stop hurting, throat, I beg
For this is most unkind.
The worst is the evening,
When day passes into the night
The beast beats its fists with all its might
I feel it pounding on my neck
Its fiery temper raging, every swallow brings a cringe
It leaves me as a restless, helpless wreck.
The eve is long, the eve is long, the longest time of all.
Sore throat, you win, please move on now
I’ve things to do and snow to plow
I’ve had enough
Of all this stuff
Please turn and take your bow.
The end is near, the end is near
Please tell me that the end is here.